The truth is
My mouth doesn't know how to hold its own tongue,
and my spontaneous lips don't know when to stop.
My teeth chatter when I'm nervous,
and when anything geeky
or athletic
or musically talented
or attractive
or really anything labeled
"teenage male"
comes around,
my weak jaw can't do anything but drop.
My knees turn into rubber,
My hands go numb,
My cheeks go piping hot,
My ears steam... a lot like my rice cooker when it's all:
YO, I'M DONE.
My words turn really stupid, like they did in the line that preceded this one,
Or my words just don't sound like words at all,
Which still sounds stupid.
(but still probably not as bad as that rice cooker line)
And even when I don't say a single thing,
this eye-contact we're sharing
feels a lot like INTERNAL SCREAMS
And to be honest,
I've decided that this love feeling is a little nauseating.
But maybe I just have a weak stomach.
Or maybe I have the flu.
I mean, tis the season, right?
But wait,
Valentine's Day is next week too.
Valentine's Day is next week too.
Awe, shit.
"awe shit"
ReplyDeletesame.
i loved this post and it made me laugh out loud.
and your blog feels a little bit like home.
"My ears steam... a lot like my rice cooker when it's all:
ReplyDeleteYO, I'M DONE.
My words turn really stupid, like they did in the line that preceded this one,"
hahaha i love the mix of seriousness of humor so so much
This gave off just the right feeling for being a teenage girl. So good.
ReplyDeletePerfect ending.
lol
ReplyDelete(but really. i just posted on hectic hippo's blog that i didn't really lol even though i said lol, but i really lol'd at the end of your blog)
I'm watching Kanye sing with Rihanna and Paul McCartney and I just wish Kanye would smile every now and then. He should read your blog.
"or really anything labeled
ReplyDelete"teenage male"
comes around,"
same.
BUT SAME
ReplyDeletealso i agree with nelson. kanye should read your blog.
also this post is by far my favorite of all of the blog posts ever and i want to be your friend now
So I kinda want to find out how to write like you.
ReplyDeleteThanks.